Kung Fu Diesel - Bob Webb

Robert Joseph Webb

Bobby and Bass

Height: 6'0
Weight:160
Bust: 37
Waist: 32“
Hips: 32“
Birth Date:12/3/74
Birthplace: Jackson, MI

Ambitions: To try to become more of a dancer rather than a fighter while honing my skills as the baddest rock&roll singer/bass bangin' slinger.

my 6th b-day

Turn-Ons: A Chick drivin' a big old school convertible Cadillac. Bass notes and Bass boats. Dill pickles and hot pepper cheese. Vintage (not upright) organs and synths. Woody Allen movies. Basketball. Walleye and rib eye on the grill. The gentle purr of a good runnin' motor. Tennessee Williams' books. Blues singers (not the suburban teenage white boy wannabes, but the real cats like Jimmy Reed, Leadbelly, and Robert Johnson).

Turn-Offs: High maintenance women and broken down vehicles. Working on broken down vehicles and high maintenance women. Politicians. Goats. Feminine Hygiene commercials. Drunk bar-owners. Spandex and Hairspray. Chicks who wear too much make-up. Musicians. TV. A requested Lynyrd Skynyrd song at a club.

my ride

Looking Ahead: After K.F.D. conquers the planet, I hope to put in some serious R&R (rest and relaxation) in my Trailer somewhere on the banks of Lake Superior while gearing up for my Vegas debut.

I Admire: People who have a deep love and passion for their job.

Most Embarrassing Moment: First of all, in order for this story to make sense I must tell you that I am an avid participant in the practice of free balling. Anyway, I was surfing on my bass one night at gig, not knowing I had a hole in the crotch of my pants. After the set, a kind woman from the audience came up to me and said, "When you surf on your bass you sure let it all hang out!"

jammin tunes

In the Flesh